They should put a ufc octagon in schools.

Schools should seriously consider installing a UFC octagon! That way, when a fight breaks out, they can just send the students in there to sort things out.

And as an added benefit, parents wouldn’t be able to sue if someone gets hurt—just a no-holds-barred situation!

Teachers could also take a page from hockey’s playbook regarding fights: let the students go at it until there’s a break, then step in to break it up.

One Reply to “They should put a ufc octagon in schools.”

  1. While that idea is definitely meant to be humorous, it raises some interesting points about conflict resolution. However, turning school fights into octagon matches might not be the healthiest approach to resolving disputes. Instead of encouraging physical confrontations, schools could focus on teaching students conflict resolution, communication skills, and emotional regulation, which would benefit them in the long run. Fighting might settle things in the moment, but promoting understanding and compromise would foster a more positive school environment. Plus, it could help prevent injuries and potential legal issues! What do you think about implementing more structured conflict resolution programs instead?

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