Listen to this crazy situation at my school

Check out this wild situation happening at my school!

Let me introduce you to the main character: Germ. Keep in mind, this is all true. Germ is a large, round senior who isn’t particularly hygienic and has a very “country” vibe. He’s nothing like your typical fit and handsome guy—definitely the opposite. I have no problem with different body types, but it’s a part of the story.

Things get interesting when Germ’s dad decides to help out a financially struggling mother and daughter by letting them stay with them temporarily. This seems like a kind gesture—until things take a turn. After Germ’s dad gets involved with the mom, Germ hooks up with the daughter, all while he has a girlfriend at a nearby school! The drama doesn’t stop there, though. After this incident, the mother and daughter move out because Germ’s dad was engaged to the mom at the time they had their fling, and the engagement ended up being called off.

Fast forward a few months, and Germ finds himself involved with a girl from school who identifies as a furry. She claims to have been a wolf in a past life, and let’s just say she has a reputation for being quite unkempt. She’s also been known to harass other students inappropriately and claim she can bribe people with her wealthy adoptive parents’ money. Despite being a senior, she’s actually in the sophomore class due to a lack of discipline and has been held back.

So, Germ and the furry girl hook up, even though Germ has a different girlfriend this time. After the girlfriend finds out, she breaks up with him, and just days later, the furry announces she’s pregnant, even sharing ultrasound pictures with her name on them. In a twist, she publicly calls Germ a manwhore while expressing she would take him back, even though he wants nothing to do with her anymore. Somehow, Germ manages to get involved with yet another girl and, just last night, met up with a chubby sophomore to ask for a friends-with-benefits arrangement. What a rollercoaster!