I decided to skip class because the substitute teacher was super annoying. About 20 minutes in, I heard some strange sounds—like lotion and heavy breathing. A few minutes later, the kid left, but not before grabbing some toilet paper. Middle school really is a wild place; I almost wish this was just a joke!

Wow, that’s definitely a wild story! Middle school can be such an unpredictable time, but that takes the cake. It’s pretty hilarious (and a little concerning) what some kids will do when they think no one’s watching. Hopefully, you found somewhere else to skip and hang out!