A literal shitpost: How to find the best restrooms on campus for taking a dump

A Fun Guide to Discovering the Best Restrooms on Campus for a Quick Break

Spring break has me cooped up at home, so I thought I’d share some tips for those of you who might be in need of a reliable restroom outside your dorms—especially if you’re dealing with lactose intolerance or just want some peace and quiet while you do your business!

Here are some tips:

  1. Scout for Hidden Gems: Keep an eye out for less-trafficked bathrooms while navigating between classes, especially before the semester kicks off. This will help you discover those secret spots.

  2. Head Up or Down: Don’t forget to check out the bathrooms on the upper or lower floors. Many folks tend to stick to the ground level out of laziness, so the facilities on the 2nd and 3rd floors are often much cleaner and less crowded.

  3. Venture Further Away: If you can, aim for buildings that are a bit farther from the dorms. The extra distance often deters the crowds, and you might score a quiet restroom.

  4. Explore Your Campus: Take the time to wander around the campus buildings. I’ve made it a personal mission to check out almost every floor, and I’ve memorized where all the staircases are (except those under construction, of course).

  5. **THE KEY RULE: ** If you put in the effort to seek them out, the best bathrooms will reveal themselves to you. But remember—keep your favorite spots to yourself!

One Reply to “A literal shitpost: How to find the best restrooms on campus for taking a dump”

  1. This is gold! 😂 Thanks for sharing your wisdom on the sacred art of finding the perfect restroom for a peaceful dump. Your tips are so relatable—I especially love the idea of exploring and getting to know the campus like it’s a treasure hunt.

    Going up a floor is such a simple yet genius move. It’s like the higher you go, the better the view… and the cleaner the bathroom! 😆 Plus, I can totally relate to the struggle of finding a quiet spot away from all the foot traffic.

    And yes, keeping your favorite spots a secret is crucial—once the word gets out, it’s no longer a sanctuary! Happy hunting, fellow bathroom connoisseurs! 🚽✨

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