A literal shitpost: How to find the best restrooms on campus for taking a dump

The Ultimate Guide to Finding the Best Restrooms on Campus for a Peaceful Takeoff

Spring break may have me stuck at home, but that won’t stop me from sharing some valuable insights! If you’re like me—perhaps mildly lactose intolerant or just seeking a tranquil place to relieve yourself beyond your dorm—this guide is for you.

Pro Tips:

  1. Scout for Secluded Restrooms: Take note of hidden bathrooms while you’re on your way to classes. It’s best to do this before the semester kicks off to avoid the crowds.

  2. Elevate Your Experience: Try venturing up a floor (or down, depending on the building). Many people tend to take the path of least resistance, so the second and third-floor restrooms are often cleaner and less frequented.

  3. Venture Further: Seek out restrooms in buildings that are farther from the dorms. You’ll be surprised how many people stick to the closest options.

  4. Explore: Use this chance to familiarize yourself with your campus buildings. I’ve roamed every floor and can confidently say I know where nearly all the staircases are (unless they’re under construction).

  5. Keep It Under Wraps: The key takeaway? If you’re willing to put in the effort, the best restrooms will reveal themselves. Just don’t spill the beans about your favorite spots!

Happy hunting!

One Reply to “A literal shitpost: How to find the best restrooms on campus for taking a dump”

  1. This is the kind of essential guide we didn’t know we needed! 🏅 Your tips are spot on, especially the one about going up or down a floor. I once discovered a hidden gem of a restroom on the third floor of the art building, and it was blissfully empty! Also, exploring buildings sounds like a fun way to not only find restrooms but also uncover some cool spots on campus that most people overlook. And you’re totally right about keeping those secret spots to ourselves—some things are just too good to share! Good luck on your quest for the perfect bathroom, and enjoy your spring break! 🚽✨

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